Me at 2

As my site prepares to celebrate it's one-year anniversary at the end of May 2005, I decided it appropriate that I finally add some personal info here at the risk of scaring off some gentlemen callers. But since I'm not really looking I don't think it'll do any harm.

I live 45 minutes west of Toronto, and don't make as many trips into the city as I used to.

As far as hookups go, I've lived out basically every fantasy and then some, so it takes a lot to impress me these days.

For as long as I can remember I was always interested in sex. I wish I knew where it came from. One of my work friends and I are constantly being glared at when people overhear our "lewd" conversations recapping all our sexual escapades from years past, but to be honest, I could care less.

I remember getting my first "woody" when I was around 4 years old. I never much took an interest in other's guys' dicks, but a hot muscle stud always got my attention, from the time I was 5. These early sexual awakenings often got me in trouble with the other neighborhood parents.

I can remember cutting out the characters from the Wicked Wanda comic strip featured in Playboy or Penthouse and scotch-taping popsicle sticks and toothpicks to the backs and playing paper dolls with the little girl next door. My Mom though it was kinda funny, but the girl's Italian parents were shocked by my "pornographic paper dolls." Actually I thought they were overreacting since her older brother would frequently lock her and I inside their hall closet, where he made us sniff crayons he'd take out of a baby food jar and stick up his ass! (Honest to God, I am NOT making this up).

Another time, a group of us were caught in my Grandma's garage playing "Massage Parlor", a special game I invented. It didn't take long for that to come to an end either once one of the parents found out.

When I was seven, I engaged in my first S&M session when the daughter of one of my Dad's co-workers tied my wrists to my bed then proceeded to do a striptease.

At age twelve, I began to wonder why I always got a funny wet spot when I looked at a certain picture of Franco Columbu. The offending pic can be found here.

It wasn't long after that I had my first orgasm. I'll never forget it. Of course, those first few times nothing came out my dick, but I knew something felt different as I rubbed myself against the sheets. All of a sudden, I felt like I was pissing and ran to the bathroom with both hands over my dick before I realized what the hell was happening.

The next few years I satisfied those urges with Muscle and Fitness and lots of toilet paper before I got to experience the real thing.


Me at homeMe in my pad, January 2008

So what am I into, sexually and otherwise? I really don't get into the whole top/bottom thing, since fucking has never been one of my favorite past-times. Believe me, there are many other ways to get off and more than once I've been told "Wow, that was the best sex I ever had."

I don't like smokers--I did that when I was young and stupid, like you're supposed to. Social drinking is ok, and I usually only consume one cup of coffee on Saturdays and Sundays in the early hours to give me an extra boost for the day's workout.

I really try to watch what I eat, though sometimes I tend to fall off the wagon so-to-speak, even though I always hate myself when I do. At any given time, you can usually find my pantry or fridge stocked with the following:

Canned Salmon, Tuna, Soy Nuts, Soy Milk, Apples, Oranges, Bananas, Carrots, Brocholli, Tomatoes, All-Natural Peanut Butter, Steamed Chicken, Extra Lean Ground Beef, Low-fat Cottage Cheese and Yogurt, and LOTS of bottled water.

I have a hard time keeping my bodyfat down due to genetics, so I really have to watch the carbs, but I tend to cut myself some slack on the days that I lift, and will allow myself a Tim Horton's 12-grain bagel or something like that. I really don't have much of a sweet tooth, as I probably got that out my system when I was a kid (My Mom to anyone and everyone: "Don't give him any more goddamn candy, for Christ Sake!") when everyone spoiled me with it.  Now, if I am going to blow my diet, it's likely to be with chips or nuts, so I guess I'm more of a salt person, which is odd because I can't stand it on my "regular" food.

I tend to be an obsessive-compulsive type person, which is kind of annoying at times, but I just try and deal with it. I can be moody, and I tend to hibernate a lot when I get that way.

I have a dry and quirky sense of humor, that not everyone "gets". I love John Waters movies, my favorite recent TV shows are Queer as Folk and Six Feet Under, and I love a lot of older movies and shows too. I really hate the current trend of "Reality Television" and hope it dies a quick, painful death VERY soon. I can't believe people will watch crap like American Idol and The Apprentice just because it's there.



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